Not so fast! I don't let just any voyeur read my personal memoirs. You've gotta to be more than nosy, you've also gotta be clever. Before I let you peek at my gossip about me, other people, and upcoming events, you must first rummage through my Toy Chest and dress up my Paper Doll (boys, don't worry, it's macho to play with dolls!). If she likes the 3-piece outfit you pick out for her, she'll give you a key, and then you'll be able to unlock this mysterious book and read on.