Howdy! I was recently reading Rolling Stone magazine, and I saw this huge article on this whole cyborganic thing you've got going on in Frisco.

I was just wondering if Carla is your real name and if you live in the apartment "Ramona" with those other nutcases? Just a few thoughts that crossed my mind as I enjoy your cafe.... - Rolan


Yes, my real name is Carla. Although when I was 11, I begged and begged my mom to legally change it to Candy (I know, it's horrific, but hey, I was prepubescent). FINALLY after months of nagging my mom said okay. Suddenly the idea lost its allure and I decided to stick with Carla. Thank goodness!

No, I don't live with the cyborganic nutcases at Ramona, but HAVE nestled in their living room during Melrose Place sessions...

I DIG ON NET CHIK. CAN ANYONE GET ON CYBORGANIC?


Yeah! Just email the geeks at cyborganic.com.



1. Still married?


You bet!

2. Wanna do "it" with the most famous, wild-flirting, everyone-loves-to-hate, your-SCREAM-guy-style guy on AOL?
Oh my.

3. Seems like your job/career has something to do with computers?

Well, it's not like I clean them or repair them or anything like that. I just use my computer to snoop on other people's web pads so I can report on them later. My career really has to do with being a voyeur.

4. What' s your real bra's size?

Who wants to know??

(I love it when people ask me these personal secret-diary-type of questions and they don't even tell me their names. Sheesh!)


I have a really bad hangover, can you give me some advice what to do?
Go to Stoli Central and have a drink on me.