"I see you eyeing my computer. If you're one of those types that hovers over a computer even at a party, then go ahead, be a nerd. But use it ONLY if you're going to ask me a question, or if you want to read a story I've written. It is, after all, MY party, so I want to feel important. Feel free to ask your hostess anything that's on your mind, but don't get all dorky on me when you find your words (and my answer) posted here.
Be sure to check the answers once in a while.